i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me
ahh I’m happy c: